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*A shiny new English pound to the first person to spot the sarcasm

oh yeah ha ha ha wonderful april fools. tell us we're getting a really good game and then slap us in the face and tell us they are still going to shovel us $hite

ps3.JiggaSam wrote:oh yeah ha ha ha wonderful april fools. tell us we're getting a really good game and then slap us in the face and tell us they are still going to shovel us $hite

I didn't like the sound of it to be honest. I'd rather just have a game more like BFBC with just new maps and new weapons and the glitches/lag fixed.

xbox.AoW I Skijunkie wrote:nice zerk... lol. i especially like the engineer class.

And don't forget about if you get 7 kills without dying, you can call in a tactical nuclear strike!

Grüße Fräulein, Sturm-Verbot-Führer, Brunnen mindestens haben sie eine Schrotflinte

• You can only spawn on your friends when they are in combat to help stimulate combat action. If your buddies are not in combat then you will be forced to spawn on an objective such as a Flag or Gold Crate.

What a fool, the current position of reproduction, spawning is your teammate, such as organized crime

• Lot’s of blood and gore when shot, depending on the round and trajectories. This will be rendered by a modified, highly realistic, dismemberment technology stolen from Dead Space. Yeah they’re mad at us for this one. But, we’re cool now. Right guys?

Who cares about your stories geeks

• Medic class is making a comeback, complete with defibrillators and medic packs. And a pistol. Nothing else. With the logic that the Medic class can bring people back into the world from near death using a defibrillator, we were hesitant on their ability to take people out of the world as well. For this reason the pistol will be the only weapon you can use when you play as a Medic.

Nerd * *, you said that this game is like Halo Wars

• 102 total unique weapons and accessories such as the M4 Carbine. 89 total unique vehicles such as the infamous Ford F-150

Something can be trained in the use of logic aside, undeveloped cold

• The ability to change HUD Opacity for plasma TV owners

I think it's cool

• A Plethora of maps that will possibly cause a near fatal heart attack due to “joy-shock”.

Do not * on each other

• The ability to build stuff with an Engineer that isn’t totally useless such as the ability to build sand bags for temporary cover, operate security turrets that are already strategically pre-designated across the map, build automatic sentry turrets, build traps using trip mines, build SAM sites, build small fortresses in teams of three engineers or more, repair damaged weapons, repair buildings, build JDAM jamming devices, build missile scrambling sites, and the engineer will be able to repair vehicles (but they cannot be moving). Because the Engineer is so diverse of a class, they only spawn with a Monkey Wrench and cannot trade kits.

What happens if the diversification of the Federal

• Weapons can break. If this happens you cannot use that weapon until you find an Engineer to fix it as aforementioned above. If you spawned with the new unlock called “Duct Tape and Screw Driver” upgrade, which takes up an accessory slot, you will be able to temporarily fix your weapon but it will only do half damage.

Stupid Crap Fagit

• The grenade launcher is now extremely realistic. Use your imagination.

Ok

• Two Teams, US Army is one of them.

Ok

• Team Deathmatch, Deathmatch, Capture the flag, Conquest, Engineer Rush and Gold Rush on PC. For everything else, only Team Deathmatch, Engineer Rush and Gold Rush.

Stupid

• Top Hollywood voice talent for all in-game characters for saying combat lines such as “Enemy Spotted”, or “Assault this position”, by men who have played roles such as Jack Bauer, the Terminator, Forest Gump, Eagle Eye, Rocky, The Hulk, Star Wars, and Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds”.

Chicks are? If this is not the girl with massive jugglys not want to listen to their faces is WAMP

• And of course, Destruction 2.0.3 which is so precise of a destruction engine that if you wanted to, you can make ice sculptures by chipping away at ice with your weapon of choice. Later in the year we will be holding an Ice Sculpture contest so stay tuned to find out the prizes we’ll be giving away! We’re aiming for something similar to this (http://twitpic.com/2gtrf), but the key is to be creative!

Who cares?