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hooofarted


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cem_ea_id.MEL0DRAMATIC wrote:What's going on here? Hooof, you making friends? I'm glad we decided to grace these Forums. They look like they need some upkeeping. I'll be glad to help where needed


Yep me and the Barbies are buds for life now.
Some hate me I think but they just need some extra cuddling and they will sway over to my side.
One hater but hes a * cat.
They need an injection of high culture and were just the people to give it to them.
Feel free to enlighten them with some of your whimsical tales and ponderings.
I know I always enjoyed them and I have a feeling they will to.


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ps3.cptcooper wrote:
xbox.hooofarted wrote:
ps3.cptcooper wrote:Why is CHALUPA-BARBIE my PSN?



Because you have no imagination or you are a huge fan of Mexican food.


I have an imagantion.


Judging by that response Im still gonna have to say no you dont.

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cem_ea_id.MEL0DRAMATIC wrote:What's going on here? Hooof, you making friends? I'm glad we decided to disgrace these Forums. They look like they need some upkeeping. I'll be glad to help where needed


Fixed.

I feel emasculated by posting here.
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Melodramatic...shut the * up. thanx.

hooooooooooofarted. great answers so far, but.....If a rock were square, and was put inside a round box, that had triangles for wheels, and was flown to a distant galaxy to be raped by other life forms, then sent back to our planet with alien jizim all over it, and a half monkey half fish were impregnated by that jizim, what shape would the monkey-fish-rock be and why?

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ps3.Suicidal-Barbie wrote:Melodramatic...shut the * up. thanx.

hooooooooooofarted. great answers so far, but.....If a rock were square, and was put inside a round box, that had triangles for wheels, and was flown to a distant galaxy to be raped by other life forms, then sent back to our planet with alien jizim all over it, and a half monkey half fish were impregnated by that jizim, what shape would the monkey-fish-rock be and why?


I used to ponder that a while ago when I was stuck in the bottom of a well one spring a few years back.
I think when all is said and done it would be an oblong paralellogram.
The oblongishness to accomodate the girth of the monkey-fish-rock alien hybrid and the parallogramistic shape to deal with the alien hybrid on the quantum level leaving space for all anomolies and influxes of sprites and quarks associated with alien jizz.
See what most people dont realize is that once you bring alien jizz into the equation then you have to deal with all the parameters and bilingualisticness of quantum mechanics.
Once quantum mechanics are involved then you have to factor in parts and labor and most people miss that simple yet profound difference.
Hope that helps.

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MEL0DRAMATIC


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xbox.hooofarted wrote:
ps3.Suicidal-Barbie wrote:Melodramatic...shut the * up. thanx.

hooooooooooofarted. great answers so far, but.....If a rock were square, and was put inside a round box, that had triangles for wheels, and was flown to a distant galaxy to be raped by other life forms, then sent back to our planet with alien jizim all over it, and a half monkey half fish were impregnated by that jizim, what shape would the monkey-fish-rock be and why?


I used to ponder that a while ago when I was stuck in the bottom of a well one spring a few years back.
I think when all is said and done it would be an oblong paralellogram.
The oblongishness to accomodate the girth of the monkey-fish-rock alien hybrid and the parallogramistic shape to deal with the alien hybrid on the quantum level leaving space for all anomolies and influxes of sprites and quarks associated with alien jizz.
See what most people dont realize is that once you bring alien jizz into the equation then you have to deal with all the parameters and bilingualisticness of quantum mechanics.
Once quantum mechanics are involved then you have to factor in parts and labor and most people miss that simple yet profound difference.
Hope that helps.


Oh snap! Hooof is schooling these foos! Lol.
tangojack


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xbox.hooofarted wrote:

Its a conspiracy.
Just because the ice is melting doesnt mean its getting warmer.



I don't mean to be argumentative but all ice melts when its warmer!

Just thought i,d mention it you know.
hooofarted


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cem_ea_id.tangojack wrote:
xbox.hooofarted wrote:

Its a conspiracy.
Just because the ice is melting doesnt mean its getting warmer.



I don't mean to be argumentative but all ice melts when its warmer!

Just thought i,d mention it you know.


Thats what the government wants you to think.
Cant you see your falling into their trap?

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