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TrollorT wrote:You just won't give up the illusion that you can drive, would you? You have tuned your cars to the max so anyone who can make better times than you is a cheater, is that it? This is a perfect example of "money can only take you so far", from this point on you actually need to learn to drive but you are a NOOB and noobs already know everything, right?

So far all you've been doing is accusing me of cheating with your pathetic arguments. Here's a challenge for you, NOOB:

Make a video of your Elise's perfect start, better if you show the whole run in the same tracks so everyone can see and compare. Do it properly and show me that your perfect start ends at 160 kmh. If you can do that I will reveal my driver's identity and delete it (don't worry it is not some stupid account with only 3 cars, I have more than 60 cars in it), if you can't then you should man up and delete yours.

Your move, NOOB.

I actually don't see your fascination with the word NOOB, seems like all you can ever tell.
Either way, first things first, just stop questioning my driving skills as you clearly have no idea what you are talking about. I can drive better than you even when I'm drunk. Driving is the act that takes place in a real world car, not a racing game. We are playing, not driving. If you ever driven a real world car you would be able to tell the diference, and believe me, it's a huge difference.
And in real world, I can race circles around you, and if you ever feel like testing it, maybe we can sometime meet in a real life circuit.
But nor returning to the gamimg world where we play, just like I said ealier, when I get the time to, I will gladly do it.
And I don't want you to delete your account, it's enough for me it you stop using any cheat you may use. This is just a game after all, I don't think you need to start it all over again, that will be just fine.


There you go again with your pathetic arguments NOOB. Who cares if you ride a bicycle to school or drive a tractor to work. This forum and the game we are playing does not take place in real life. You accused me in this game of cheating, a game wherein you are a big NOOB btw.

No time? 2 minutes to record a run, 5 minutes to render it, maybe 10 minutes to upload. No time? LOL, I bet you will spend more time thinking and formulating more inane arguments to respond to this. What's the matter, afraid to show how much you can fail a simple perfect start? To do a 160 kmh perfect start with your Elise, assuming you have all the right skills, you would need to sniff the butt of the car in front of you till it ends or hit triple posts while under it.

NOOB: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noobs

Anybody on this forum can tell you that the #2 definition was tailor-made for you.

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TrollorT wrote:There you go again with your pathetic arguments NOOB. Who cares if you ride a bicycle to school or drive a tractor to work. This forum and the game we are playing does not take place in real life. You accused me in this game of cheating, a game wherein you are a big NOOB btw.

No time? 2 minutes to record a run, 5 minutes to render it, maybe 10 minutes to upload. No time? LOL, I bet you will spend more time thinking and formulating more inane arguments to respond to this. What's the matter, afraid to show how much you can fail a simple perfect start? To do a 160 kmh perfect start with your Elise, assuming you have all the right skills, you would need to sniff the butt of the car in front of you till it ends or hit triple posts while under it.

NOOB: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noobs

Anybody on this forum can tell you that the #2 definition was tailor-made for you.

Like I said, my driving skills you can test them in a real world circuit, not in this game.
I'm not a Noob in this game, I've been playing it ever since you where in your wetty dippers.
You forget the part where I need to get a software to record the video. It's not like windows has an application to do it.
And no, I'm not afraid to show anything, this is just a game and I'm pretty good at any game I play, regardless of what it requires.
And yes, I have all the right skills.
And once I get the video on youtube, I'll be sure to PM you to check the topic and see the video.
Cyau, had a long night with lots of vodka and a blonde friend of mine, just came here to check this, now gotta sleep cause tomorrow morning the party continues

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DIAMONDDM13 wrote:
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Cyau, had a long night with lots of vodka and a blonde friend of mine, just came here to check this, now gotta sleep cause tomorrow morning the party continues

Lol, look at you trying to act like like a big shot, yet everyone knows a real partier doesn't sleep willingly. The party ends when you pass out/black out. One day you will learn this little grasshoppa.

BTW, since you didn't refer to gender, your "blonde friend" is probably a dude LMAO

God, I love grilling people hahaha



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BL33DINGST33L wrote:Lol, look at you trying to act like like a big shot, yet everyone knows a real partier doesn't sleep willingly. The party ends when you pass out/black out. One day you will learn this little grasshoppa.

BTW, since you didn't refer to gender, your "blonde friend" is probably a dude LMAO

God, I love grilling people hahaha

A real partier doesn't sleep willingly? Ahah are you serious? So you rather pass out than get to f**? A real man doesn't pass out, doesn't throw up. A real man can handle the drink and party the hole night, he doesn't pass out half way.
BTW, I wont post a picture of my blonde friend for two reasons:
1 - In my house I have a "No Clothes Allowed" rule when I don't have visitors, so as you can figure it out, she was not exactly dressed up for a photo.
2 - It's disrespectful enough to post a dressed photo of her, let alone a naked one.
And also, I would get in trouble for posting nudity here, plus you would c*m just by staring at her picture, I'll do a you favor so you don't have to clean your computer screen.
Either way, this is getting too gross, off-topic, and way too much into my personal life, and my personal life is not to be discussed in a internet forum.

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DIAMONDDM13 wrote:
BL33DINGST33L wrote:Lol, look at you trying to act like like a big shot, yet everyone knows a real partier doesn't sleep willingly. The party ends when you pass out/black out. One day you will learn this little grasshoppa.

BTW, since you didn't refer to gender, your "blonde friend" is probably a dude LMAO

God, I love grilling people hahaha

A real partier doesn't sleep willingly? Ahah are you serious? So you rather pass out than get to f**? A real man doesn't pass out, doesn't throw up. A real man can handle the drink and party the hole night, he doesn't pass out half way.
BTW, I wont post a picture of my blonde friend for two reasons:
1 - In my house I have a "No Clothes Allowed" rule when I don't have visitors, so as you can figure it out, she was not exactly dressed up for a photo.
2 - It's disrespectful enough to post a dressed photo of her, let alone a naked one.
And also, I would get in trouble for posting nudity here, plus you would c*m just by staring at her picture, I'll do a you favor so you don't have to clean your computer screen.
Either way, this is getting too gross, off-topic, and way too much into my personal life, and my personal life is not to be discussed in a internet forum.

LOL, you're the one who made it gross.

And of course you don't pass out before the f**ing, you do a bunch of shots afterward until you black out. Everyone can get to that point, just takes some more alcohol for some.

What I'm saying is you ain't nothin unless you can drink into the daylight the next day, or at least until your own body shuts down on you. You said it yourself you were going to sleep... p***y rofl

Oh, by the way, I hope your "No Clothes Allowed" rule only applies to female visitors

Anyway, this has been fun, I laughed quite a few times, but now I gotta go. peace

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BL33DINGST33L wrote:LOL, you're the one who made it gross.

And of course you don't pass out before the f**ing, you do a bunch of shots afterward until you black out. Everyone can get to that point, just takes some more alcohol for some.

What I'm saying is you ain't nothin unless you can drink into the daylight the next day, or at least until your own body shuts down on you. You said it yourself you were going to sleep... p***y rofl

Oh, by the way, I hope your "No Clothes Allowed" rule only applies to female visitors

Anyway, this has been fun, I laughed quite a few times, but now I gotta go. peace


You made it gross when you said it was a dude, I don't know about you, but that is gross to me :/
I never passed out in my entire life. I've been drunk enough to not even remember the hole night, but I never pass out. Fortunatly my body doesn't absorve most of the alcohol I drink.
Yesterday I started the night by drinking 5 full glasses of pure vodka, normal size glasses, nor shot ones. All of them in one sip each.
You are nobody in my life to say I'm nothing (just like I hope you don't take me as someone important to judge your life). I drank until 6 am, f*cked till 8 am and then I came here for a bit.
My body doesn't shut down by alcohol, I don't know why, but I thank god for that., no matter how much I drink.
The "No Clothes Allowed" rule doesn't apply to visitors as I said. I don't consider the females I bring home to be visitors, so the rule applys to them.

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DIAMONDDM13 wrote:
BL33DINGST33L wrote:LOL, you're the one who made it gross.

And of course you don't pass out before the f**ing, you do a bunch of shots afterward until you black out. Everyone can get to that point, just takes some more alcohol for some.

What I'm saying is you ain't nothin unless you can drink into the daylight the next day, or at least until your own body shuts down on you. You said it yourself you were going to sleep... p***y rofl

Oh, by the way, I hope your "No Clothes Allowed" rule only applies to female visitors

Anyway, this has been fun, I laughed quite a few times, but now I gotta go. peace


You made it gross when you said it was a dude, I don't know about you, but that is gross to me :/
I never passed out in my entire life. I've been drunk enough to not even remember the hole night, but I never pass out. Fortunatly my body doesn't absorve most of the alcohol I drink.
Yesterday I started the night by drinking 5 full glasses of pure vodka, normal size glasses, nor shot ones. All of them in one sip each.
You are nobody in my life to say I'm nothing (just like I hope you don't take me as someone important to judge your life). I drank until 6 am, f*cked till 8 am and then I came here for a bit.
My body doesn't shut down by alcohol, I don't know why, but I thank god for that., no matter how much I drink.
The "No Clothes Allowed" rule doesn't apply to visitors as I said. I don't consider the females I bring home to be visitors, so the rule applys to them.

This is why I said it was fun and I laughed a few times, I was trying to make you realize I was simply messing with you. Lighten up man! lol




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BL33DINGST33L wrote:
DIAMONDDM13 wrote:
TrollorT wrote:

Cyau, had a long night with lots of vodka and a blonde friend of mine, just came here to check this, now gotta sleep cause tomorrow morning the party continues

Lol, look at you trying to act like like a big shot, yet everyone knows a real partier doesn't sleep willingly. The party ends when you pass out/black out. One day you will learn this little grasshoppa.

BTW, since you didn't refer to gender, your "blonde friend" is probably a dude LMAO

God, I love grilling people hahaha



I believe you've seen to many American Pie movies mate.

Partying doesn't mean drink 'til you black out, that's simply retarded. Parties are measured for fun, not for how much you drink.




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BL33DINGST33L wrote:
DIAMONDDM13 wrote:
TrollorT wrote:

Cyau, had a long night with lots of vodka and a blonde friend of mine, just came here to check this, now gotta sleep cause tomorrow morning the party continues

Lol, look at you trying to act like like a big shot, yet everyone knows a real partier doesn't sleep willingly. The party ends when you pass out/black out. One day you will learn this little grasshoppa.

BTW, since you didn't refer to gender, your "blonde friend" is probably a dude LMAO

God, I love grilling people hahaha



I believe you've seen to many American Pie movies mate.

Partying doesn't mean drink 'til you black out, that's simply retarded. Parties are measured for fun, not for how much you drink.

Never seen a single American Pie

Who says you can't have fun up until the point of blacking out? I can say that I've done it.

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